I’ll be ok. I just need time to be sad.
10 word story (via lettersstrungtogether7)

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everything-fuckable:

That sexual tension bus drivers have when they wave to eachother while driving


iluvponys:

obama: *starts bombing the middle east again*

tumblr: register to vote

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I take great care of myself by carefully shutting myself away.
Vincent Van Gogh, a letter to his brother, Theo.  (via christywilde)

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me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

innocenttmaan:

Australian artist Domenic Bahmann transforms everyday objects into playful conceptual art…


disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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(via summahare)


aprihcote:

balerinah:

jingledeeznuts:

c0ntain:

What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this is important

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring



brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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